Q: Happy Mardi Gras! If they were throwing the HOTTEST books off of a Mardi Gras float — what would you do to have them throw to you…?
I know I'm supposed to say something like "Flash my boobies!" But honestly, people, these are married boobies. Also they aren't so much boobies as rare miniature booby-like things. I am small, and I would earn no books.