|Go ahead and look up the premise of this book. Erotica is so ridiculous.|
|What, the Lord of the Abyss can't afford a shirt?|
|Oh great, a present I can't return for store credit.|
|Good effort, dude, but a kitchen towel does not count as a shirt.|
|That's a pretty big gun...Think he's over-compensating?|
All kidding aside, dear cover artists, please lay off the shirtless dudes, ok? I can't carry these books around without attracting "looks". Let the poor men wear some clothes.